Become an author in 30 seconds....

Hi all!
Firstly you are all very lucky people. Two posts in 1 week! It is Easter Break I guess!

Secondly, the Dark Triumph widget- it's a book as part of a series that I will review shortly and I'm simply sharing it with you. I put it there using my own free will!

Onto todays point!
Become an author in 30 seconds....
Simply use the Readathon short story maker by clicking anywhere on the text of this post!

Here are some examples of  the stories I made-in less than 30 seconds!

In my dream I met a diminutive sloth wearing a stupid A&F hoodie 'Hello!'  It said. 'My name is Meg. Would you like a lift to Paris?' 3001 years later we got there. 'It's shut!' said Meg 'Would you like an enormous cartilaginous diamond pie instead?' Then I woke up to find I had just eaten my Boris!

THE END

Me and Audums stalked into the classroom.'themighty! theyoung! Why are you late?' shouted Miss Gibbons 'Because Kristina forgot the Kohlrabi for the Religious studies lesson.' said Audums. 'No!' I said, 'It's because Audums's Horse got stuck up the skyscraper!' 'Well, I don't believe you.' said Miss Gibbons,  'You both have to do 5 billion centuries detention!'

THE END

Deep in the jungle, me and Audums suddenly heard the  noxious thumbado. 'Watch out !' shouted Audums. 'That cerise frog is going to get you!' It had very sharp thighs and a huge thigh, so we slithered onto our tigers and stalked away down the pink mountain.

THE END

Me and Audums sat at the tea table laughing like vacuous Tanners, picking stick insects out of the tea. 'Don't drink that Katarina, eat this noxious canape instead!' said Audums. 'Mmmm! It's ambrosial' I said, pushing Audums into the canapes. 'What a corrective tea party!'

THE END

With a football, I can knock a small rock cake off Audums's head from  8888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 metres. I can bend a ball round that dust over there, under that cheese eating gruffalo and over Mother Dear. In fact, Mother dear and Britney Spears begged me to play against the Universal Cup Holders from Mars . I beat them 1-nil and scored every goal with my toenail.

THE END

If there are any grammatical mistakes, then I apologise, I have literally copied and pasted to show you what it looks like!

Have lots of fun!

The Book Fridge :-)